Hey Girl, The New Year Resolutions You Will Wonder Why You Made!!!!

1. I will get up early, eat a relaxed breakfast and work out before work every day. Seriously did you forget about that little thing called traffic?
2. I will change my man and his annoying habits. SURE.
3. I will ignore my boss's faults and I promise to love him/her. Okay, that's just funny.
4. I will not bitch or gossip. Oh, do you know what the boss was wearing yesterday?
5. I will not make snap judgements. Noble thought, near-impossible to execute.
6. I will not drink during the week. Oh, come on!
7. I will be super-organised and chalk out a plan and a list of things to do every morning. And I will follow that up with a list of the day's accomplishments every night. Yeah, and after that, I will bring about world peace too.
8. I will learn a new sport, bring out my old music books, and develop star gazing as a hobby.
9. I will watch and cheer with my man every time MS Dhoni makes a century. Watch out, this could be a deal breaker.
10. I won't cry at sad and romantic movies. Wait, lets go for a movie.
11. I will be a ray of sunshine and not be crabby at work on Monday morning. We really wish it was that easy.
12. I will go organic and not use anything with chemicals and preservatives.Oh wait, does that include make-up too.
13. I will not over-tip waiters, delivery boys, the valet, the newspaper boy...
14. I will not fall for my maid's sob stories when she tries to justify that unannounced holiday last week.
15. I will not kill time at the water cooler and wash-room at work. Sigh.